Most people think that Goldilocks is a sweet, golden-haired girl who just happened to stray into the house of the Three Bears, who ate a bowl of porridge, who sat in Baby Bear’s chair, had a snooze in his bed and then scarpered when they returned from foraging in the forest. Think again. On her first visit, yes, she mooched about a bit, tried some porridge, snoozed in Baby Bear’s comfy bed, all blissfully unaware that she was being observed. From behind doors, from under the bed, beneath the table, three frightened bears looked on as this golden-haired interloper made herself at home. What was a bear to do? What was a girl to do?…… Goldilocks left via the window – sharpish
“Who’s Under The Bed?” 
“Who’s There?”
But Miss G was intrigued. Over the next few months, she visited the house many times, became bolder, ever bolder, found Daddy Bear’s wine cellar, and emboldened by the effects of Daddy Bear’s excellent Rioja, raided Mummy Bear’s wardrobe. She even made free with the bathroom’s bearish toiletries. Fuelled by red wine, Goldilocks was in a downward spiral and eventually, to The Bears’ relief and , yes, it must be admitted, a little sadness, they waved her off as she took herself off to rehab.
“Sod The Porridge” 
“Baby Bear’s Chair Was Just Right, But Daddy Bear’s Rioja Was Just Plain Wrong” 
“Mummy Bear’s Underwear Was Deplorable” 
“Mummy Bear’s “Bubble Bath Was Better Than Expected” 
“Goldilocks Spark Out”
“Goldilocks Goes To Rehab””
Janet Groves Art 